ladies and gentlemen, hannah hart. (x)
"I’d choose you. In a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you." - (via dustofsleep)
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have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
This is even funnier and more epic when you realize he has no idea what’s behind him.
"Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, for each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked all the time." - (via kaleidoscopedreamx)
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
'Fess Up! Fandom Humiliation
- 1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
- 2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
- 3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
- 4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
- 5. Most shameful ship?
- 6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
- 7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
- 8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
- 9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
- 10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
- 11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
- 12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
- 13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
- 14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
- 15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon